Surf Revolt

Examining why a genuinely new print newspaper launch succeeded in a market widely assumed to be dying Launching an entirely new print newspaper in a market widely regarded as being in structural decline seemed, to most industry observers, a genuinely improbable commercial venture, yet one such launch achieved and sustained meaningful success where

How one of England’s most rural, most isolated counties developed its own distinctly understated comic voice Norfolk’s geographic isolation, bordered by sea on two sides and connected to the rest of England by comparatively few major roads, has fostered a distinctly self-contained comic culture, dry, understated and largely uninterested in performi

The editor answers the submission questions that arrive most often, including the one about the cat The editor of prat.uk receives, on a typical week, forty unsolicited submissions, twenty questions about the submission process and one op-ed from a cat. The cat’s name changes. The cat’s position on the monarchy does not. This column, which [&hellip

Latex, likeness, and the loss of control over a face

The intake desk for oddities that do not need a sermon

Fast is allowed. A crush of unverified objects is not

A unanimous Supreme Court loss, a First Amendment apology, and two live due process suits in a single twelve-month stretch Step back from any single case and 2026 has been, by any honest accounting, a genuinely bad year for the California Coastal Commission’s institutional credibility. A unanimous California Supreme Court ruling stripped away the a

Fifteen special conditions, three years of limbo, and a demand that would strip away the right to sue DANA POINT – John and Marcella Seidensticker just wanted to replace their aging condo on Beach Road with a larger, safer, modern structure. The City of Dana Point reviewed the plans and approved them without objection. That […]

Two locked gates and a pickleball court became a due process test case for the whole state CARLSBAD – When the California Coastal Commission fined homeowner John Levy 2.4 million dollars over two locked gates, some removed native vegetation, and an unpermitted pickleball court, it did something most government enforcement actions don’t: it acted as

A unanimous 7-0 ruling says courts, not the agency itself, decide what the law actually means For decades, the California Coastal Commission has operated on the practical assumption that its own interpretation of the state’s Coastal Act, and of the local coastal programs that implement it county by county, deserved substantial deference from courts

Commissioners cited the CEO’s alignment with Trump when denying a rocket launch permit. That’s not a coastal impact factor. VANDENBERG SPACE FORCE BASE – In October 2024, the California Coastal Commission rejected SpaceX’s application to increase Falcon 9 rocket launches from Vandenberg, a decision that, on its face, should have turned on questions

A locked gate, a billionaire, and a century of public use collided into one of the state’s longest-running access disputes SAN MATEO COUNTY – Martins Beach has been used by the public for picnicking, fishing, and surfing for more than a century, going back to a family that owned the adjacent land for decades and […]

An environmental review law written in 1970 has become the single most reliable tool for stopping construction anyone opposes California needs an estimated 2.5 million additional housing units to meaningfully address its affordability crisis, by the state’s own official projections. Every year, a meaningful share of proposed housing projects capabl

None of these rules individually feels like tyranny. Stacked together, they add up to something surfers increasingly notice No single regulation currently governing California’s beaches reads, on its own, like an outrage. A bonfire ban here, justified by air quality concerns. A parking meter there, justified by municipal revenue needs. A proposed w

Chasing conditions up and down the coast has quietly become a genuine budget line item Checking a swell forecast and deciding whether the drive is worth it has always involved some basic cost-benefit math for California surfers, gas, time, the odds the wave actually delivers. What’s changed, gradually but unmistakably, is the gas half of […]

A veteran waterman with decades of experience still needs government permission to teach a stranger to stand up Teaching someone to surf requires, in most California coastal jurisdictions, navigating a layered permitting structure that has little to do with actual water safety competency and a great deal to do with municipal beach concession contra

Between coastal permitting fights, unaffordable rent, and six-dollar gas, the freewheeling independence surf culture is famous for has become a genuine survival strategy A Subculture Built On Distrust Of Authority, Meeting A State That Keeps Proving The Point Surf culture has, since its earliest days, carried a genuine strain of anti-authority sent

A unanimously adopted 2026-2030 roadmap lays out an agency planning to expand its reach precisely when the courts have just told it to pull back An Expansion Plan Arriving Right After A Judicial Rebuke The California Coastal Commission unanimously adopted its Strategic Plan for 2026 through 2030, according to the agency’s own press materials, outli

A unanimous 7-0 ruling reins in one of the most powerful, least accountable agencies in the state, and every surfer who’s ever watched a local access point get gated off should be paying attention A Unanimous Rebuke, Four Decades In The Making The California Supreme Court ruled unanimously in April that the California Coastal Commission […]

The Seidensticker case is a textbook example of exactly the kind of government coercion the unconstitutional conditions doctrine exists to stop Fifteen Conditions For The Right To Rebuild Your Own Home A Dana Point family’s straightforward plan to replace their aging home on Beach Road with a larger, safer, modern structure has become a genuine [&h

When an agency can reject your project on standards it never bothered to write down, that’s not regulation, it’s arbitrary power dressed up in official language A Standard That Exists Only When The Commission Needs It Pacific Legal Foundation’s 2026 annual report documents a troubling pattern in recent California Coastal Commission decisions: permi

The Bay Harbor settlement shows what it actually takes to make private interests honor a public access requirement they agreed to back in 1976 Fifty Years Of Gates And Misleading Signs At Bay Harbor in Long Beach, public paths required under a 1976 development permit sat blocked for decades by gates and misleading signage, according […]

Cap-and-trade costs, a low carbon fuel standard, and a shrinking refinery base have combined to make the simple act of chasing a swell meaningfully more expensive A Dollar Eighty-Five Gap That Keeps Getting Wider California gas prices climbed toward six dollars a gallon in 2026, with the gap between California and national average prices widening [

Pacific Beach, Ocean Beach, and La Jolla built their identity on a working-class surf culture that the housing market is now actively pricing out A Culture Priced Out Of The Places It Built Rent in San Diego now sits roughly 43 percent above the national average, or about 840 dollars more per month than a […]

The state’s regulatory environment has made refining an increasingly unattractive business, and drivers are the ones absorbing the resulting fragility A Shrinking Buffer Against The Next Global Shock California’s fuel supply has grown structurally more fragile as permanent refinery closures reduce the state’s already limited in-state production cap

Housing nearly double the national average, gas approaching six dollars, groceries fourteen percent higher: the numbers add up to an exodus, not a lifestyle choice Adding Up The True Cost Of Staying California’s overall cost of living has climbed to nearly double the national average, driven primarily by housing costs that now sit roughly 133 [&hel

Occupational licensing creep reaches an industry that spent generations teaching informally A permission slip required to teach what generations learned for free Surf instruction businesses across California increasingly navigate a growing patchwork of municipal permitting and liability requirements simply to operate on public beaches, a burden tha

Well intentioned water quality rules carry a compliance burden that scales badly for small business Good intentions, unevenly distributed costs Water quality and environmental compliance requirements affecting coastal retail and rental operations have grown steadily over the past decade, a genuinely well-intentioned regulatory framework that noneth