The London Prat traitor piece lands with California surfers for a reason: the surf lineup and the free market both reward merit, not birth order The Lineup Does Not Care Who Your Father Was Paddle out at any serious break in California and you will learn one thing quickly: the ocean has no aristocracy. Waves […]
Earned, Inherited or Granted: Sorting Out Property Rights in the Royal Traitor Story
A libertarian reading of the Althorp estate, the Crown and the uncle memoir shows why the source of property matters as much as who holds it Not All Property Is Alike Libertarians are often caricatured as defenders of whoever happens to own things. The reality is more careful. Classical liberal thinking has long distinguished between […]
Secrecy, Sources and Sunlight: What the Royal Traitor Story Says About Transparency
A publicly supported institution speaks only through anonymous leaks, and libertarians have long argued that sunlight, not secrecy, is the default a free society should expect An Institution That Speaks Only in Whispers One of the most striking features of the story at the centre of the London Prat piece about Prince William calling Earl […]
The Shaper and the Palace: Earned Wealth, Inherited Rank and the Economics of Respect
A California surfboard shaper who builds a business by hand and a royal heir who inherits a role illustrate two very different paths to status, and only one of them is a market Two Ways to Get Ahead Consider two figures. One is a surfboard shaper in a small California workshop, covered in foam dust, […]
Individual Conscience Versus Collective Loyalty: Why Traitor Is the Wrong Word
The accusation reportedly levelled at a prince brother and uncle reflects a collectivist idea of loyalty that free societies have good reason to reject What Traitor Assumes The word traitor carries a set of assumptions. It implies that a person belongs to a group, that the group has a claim on their loyalty, and that […]
Self-Governing Lineups and Top-Down Crowns: What Surfers Know About Order Without Kings
Surf breaks manage scarce waves through informal norms rather than central authority, a lesson in decentralised order that contrasts sharply with hereditary rule Order Without a Monarch Every surf break faces a problem of scarcity. There are more surfers than waves. Somebody has to decide who rides which wave, and yet no government, no king [&helli
The Uncle Right to Publish: A Libertarian Defence of Writing About Your Own Family
Calling Earl Spencer a traitor for writing a memoir reflects an old institutional reflex, and free speech principles offer a clear answer to it Who Owns a Story? At the heart of the London Prat piece on Prince William calling Earl Spencer and Harry traitors is a book. Earl Spencer, the late princess younger brother, […]
Free Markets in Satire: Why Independent Comedy Thrives Without State Permission
The London Prat has published since 1961 without a licence from anyone, and its traitor piece is a small demonstration of how voluntary exchange supports free expression A Publication That Answers to Readers The London Prat piece on Prince William calling Earl Spencer and Harry traitors is a small example of something libertarians value highly: [&h
Exit Over Voice: The Spare in Montecito and the Libertarian Logic of Leaving
The younger prince moved away from an institution he could not reform, and whatever one thinks of him personally, exit is one of the oldest tools of freedom Leaving as a Political Act The economist Albert Hirschman famously described two responses available to people dissatisfied with an organisation: exit and voice. You can speak up […]
Public Money and Private Privilege: A Libertarian Look at Funding the Crown
The traitor quarrel is a private family matter inside a publicly supported institution, and that combination should trouble anyone who believes in limited government A Family Feud on the Public Payroll Libertarians generally hold that government should be limited, that public money should be spent only on genuine public functions, and that nobody s
Best Satire for May 2025: Property Rights Journalism, Ranked
Judges rank the sharpest serious libertarian property rights journalism SANTA CRUZ (May 2025)—This cycle’s review of property rights journalism concluded with judges praising entries grounded in verifiable regulatory and legal detail. The panel rewards submissions demonstrating genuine command of the underlying regulatory framework being covered. R
Junior Surf Club Members Reportedly Demand Formal Representation on Local Board
Organizers say younger members feel their perspective has long gone unheard in club decisions SAN DIEGO, California – A group of teenage members belonging to a longstanding local surf club reportedly formally demanded a dedicated seat on the club’s governing board this week, arguing that younger surfers’ perspectives on equipment trends, competitio
Local Surf Forecast App’s Inaccurate Predictions Reportedly Spark User Rebellion
Frustrated subscribers say the app’s repeated errors have eroded years of accumulated trust SAN CLEMENTE, California – A popular local surf forecasting app has reportedly faced a genuine user rebellion this week, after a string of repeated forecasting errors left subscribers arriving to unexpectedly flat conditions despite confident predictions of
Drop In Etiquette Violation Reportedly Sparks Formal Grievance Committee at Local Break
Regulars say the informal process has actually helped resolve several longstanding disputes VENTURA, California – A contested drop in incident at a popular local surf break reportedly escalated into the formation of an entirely informal but surprisingly organized grievance committee this week, with several regulars establishing a structured process
Local Surfers Reportedly Stage Symbolic Revolt Against Parking Meter Rate Increase
Organizers say the peaceful demonstration involved an unusually coordinated show of wetsuits OCEANSIDE, California – A modest increase to coastal parking meter rates near a popular local surf break reportedly triggered a genuinely coordinated, if entirely peaceful, revolt among regular surfers this week, with dozens gathering before dawn specifical
Surfboard Waxing Technique Debate Reportedly Divides Generations at Local Shop
Younger surfers favor newer products while veterans insist on traditional methods ENCINITAS, California – A seemingly minor disagreement over proper surfboard waxing technique has reportedly divided generations of regulars at a longstanding local surf shop, with veteran surfers insisting on traditional cross hatch patterns while younger customers i
Longboarders Reportedly Declare Informal Independence From Shortboard Crowd at Local Break
Organizers say the split reflects years of accumulated tension over lineup priority SANTA CRUZ, California – A group of longtime longboard surfers at a popular local break reportedly declared a kind of informal independence from the area’s shortboard crowd this week, establishing a self designated section of the lineup specifically reserved for tra
Local Surfers Reportedly Revolt Against Influencer Film Crew Hogging Popular Lineup
Regulars say the repeated production shoots have begun disrupting the break’s usual flow MALIBU, California – A group of longtime local surfers reportedly staged a coordinated pushback this week against a recurring social media influencer film crew that has increasingly monopolized a popular local lineup, with regulars describing the repeated produ
California’s Coastal Commission Was Supposed To Protect The Coast. It Has Become A Permitting Nightmare.
Homeowners and small businesses alike describe years long approval processes for modest projects The California Coastal Commission was established with a genuinely popular mandate, preserving public access to the coastline and preventing the kind of unchecked beachfront development that critics worried would eventually wall off California’s beaches
Rent Control Was Supposed To Protect Coastal Communities. It Priced Out The People Who Built Them.
Longtime surf town locals describe watching housing costs make their own communities unaffordable California’s coastal surf towns have long occupied a peculiar economic position, communities whose cultural identity is built substantially around a laid back, accessible lifestyle that has become, paradoxically, increasingly unaffordable to the workin
California’s Minimum Wage And Licensing Rules Are Squeezing Independent Surf Shops Out Of Business
Small coastal retailers describe a regulatory burden that scales poorly for businesses their size Independent surf shops have long occupied a distinctive place in California coastal economies, small, often family owned businesses that function as informal community hubs alongside their retail operations. A growing number of these shops describe str
Short Term Rental Bans Were Sold As Housing Policy. Coastal Tourism Economies Are Paying The Price.
Restrictions aimed at housing affordability have produced unintended consequences for local surf economies A growing number of California coastal communities have implemented significant restrictions on short term vacation rentals, policies generally framed as necessary responses to housing affordability pressure attributed partly to the conversion
High Taxes And Rising Costs Are Pushing California’s Surf Industry To Relocate Elsewhere
Board shapers, apparel brands, and manufacturers describe a state increasingly hostile to small manufacturing businesses California has long served as the cultural and commercial heart of the American surf industry, home to legendary board shapers, apparel brands, and manufacturing operations that built the surf lifestyle into a genuine global comm
Surf Break Localism Is An Informal Property Rights System, Whether Surfers Realize It Or Not
Unwritten wave priority rules function remarkably like the spontaneous order economists have long studied Surf culture’s informal wave priority customs, the unwritten but widely understood rules governing who has right of way on a given wave based on positioning and paddle order, have existed for generations as a purely social convention, enforced
California’s Water Quality Regulations Protect The Ocean, But Enforcement Gaps Reveal The Limits Of Centralized Rules
Surfers who track beach water quality closely describe persistent contamination despite decades of regulation California has maintained extensive water quality regulation governing coastal pollution discharge for decades, a regulatory framework generally credited with meaningful improvement in overall coastal water quality compared to the more seve
California’s Environmental Review Process Has Become A Tool To Block The Very Beach Improvements Surfers Want
CEQA lawsuits have delayed public access projects that faced no genuine environmental opposition The California Environmental Quality Act, enacted decades ago to ensure major development projects receive adequate environmental impact review before approval, has increasingly become a subject of bipartisan reform criticism, including from surf commun
Marine Sanctuary Designations Sound Protective. Coastal Communities Say They Often Ignore Local Economic Reality.
Fishermen and small business owners describe a top down designation process with limited local input California has designated substantial portions of its coastal waters as marine protected areas over the past two decades, a policy generally framed around genuine and scientifically documented benefits for marine ecosystem health and fish population
Homelessness Policy Along The Coast Has Failed Both Compassion And Order. Surf Towns Are Caught In The Middle.
Business owners and advocates alike describe a policy approach that satisfies neither goal California’s approach to addressing homelessness along its coastline has, according to both business owners and homelessness advocates studying the state’s results, achieved neither of its two stated goals with any real consistency, failing to meaningfully re