Sesame Street Hit by Layoffs, Leaves Elmo Filing for Unemployment A Rainbow of Budget Cuts: When Puppets Lose Paychecks Sesame Street layoffs are here. In a move that shocked an entire generation raised on juice boxes and moral clarity, Sesame Street has announced sweeping layoffs due to severe funding cuts. Insiders say the beloved neighborhood, [
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Governor Tim Walz Viciously Attacked Skateboarders – Surfing LA
When Bad Government Hits the Sand The Tale of a Sand-Filled Skatepark During the COVID-19... The post Governor Tim Walz Viciously Attacked Skateboarders appeared first on Surfing LA.
Stupid Shark Shows up at the Seine River – Surfing LA
Stupid Shark Shows up at the Seine River Looking for Olympic Surfers A Seine-sational Blunder:... The post Stupid Shark Shows up at the Seine River appeared first on Surfing LA.
Belmont Shore Surfers Complain About Lack of Mermaid Crosswalks – Surfing LA
Pedestrian Parity: The Quest for Equal Rights on Land and Sea Belmont Shore Surfers Complain... The post Belmont Shore Surfers Complain About Lack of Mermaid Crosswalks appeared first on Surfing LA.
Belmont Shore Surfers Demolish City Pier to Create ‘Perfect Break’ – Surfing LA
Belmont Shore Surfers Demolish City Pier to Create ‘Perfect Break” A Wave of Rebellion: How... The post Belmont Shore Surfers Demolish City Pier to Create ‘Perfect Break’ appeared first on Surfing LA.
City Council Considers Banning ‘Surfing and Eating Tacos’ Simultaneously in Belmont Shore – Surfing LA
A Wave of Controversy: Belmont Shore’s Battle Over Surf, Tacos, and Public Safety City Council... The post City Council Considers Banning ‘Surfing and Eating Tacos’ Simultaneously in Belmont Shore appeared first on Surfing LA.
Long Beach Mayor Outraged as Local Seagulls Avoid the Tax on Stolen Sandwiches – Surfing LA
The Great Seagull Sandwich Heist of Long Beach Winged Warriors Wage War on Lunches and... The post Long Beach Mayor Outraged as Local Seagulls Avoid the Tax on Stolen Sandwiches appeared first on Surfing LA.
Mayor Proposes ‘Reverse Break’ to Keep Surfers on Their Toes in Long Beach – Surfing LA
Riding the Waves in Reverse: Surfers Struggle to Catch On Debating the Upside-Down Surf: Pros... The post Mayor Proposes ‘Reverse Break’ to Keep Surfers on Their Toes in Long Beach appeared first on Surfing LA.
Wave Apologists Rally in Long Beach to Defend the Rights of Rogue Waves – Surfing LA
Advocates Speak Up for Misunderstood Waves in a World of Surfing Discrimination Wave Apologists Rally... The post Wave Apologists Rally in Long Beach to Defend the Rights of Rogue Waves appeared first on Surfing LA.
Surfer Claims to Have Found ‘The Fountain of Youth’ in Long Beach, CA – Surfing LA
Riding the Wave of Immortality: Surfer Discovers ‘The Fountain of Youth’ in Long Beach, CA... The post Surfer Claims to Have Found ‘The Fountain of Youth’ in Long Beach, CA appeared first on Surfing LA.
Local Surf Shop Offers ‘Dolphin Surfing’ Lessons, Teaches Echolocation to Find Waves – Surfing LA
Making Waves: Local Surf Shop Teaches ‘Dolphin Surfing’ and Echolocation for the Ultimate Ocean Experience... The post Local Surf Shop Offers ‘Dolphin Surfing’ Lessons, Teaches Echolocation to Find Waves appeared first on Surfing LA.
Long Beach Mayor Introduces ‘Surf-Thru’ Voting Booths to Boost Civic Engagement – Surfing LA
Making Waves in Democracy: Surf-Thru Voting Hits the Beaches of Long Beach Surf-Thru Voting: An... The post Long Beach Mayor Introduces ‘Surf-Thru’ Voting Booths to Boost Civic Engagement appeared first on Surfing LA.
Long Beach to Host First Annual ‘Wetsuit Fashion Show’ to Impress Tourists – Surfing LA
Long Beach Prepares for the Splashiest Event of the Year: ‘Wetsuit Fashion Show’ Tourists Flock... The post Long Beach to Host First Annual ‘Wetsuit Fashion Show’ to Impress Tourists appeared first on Surfing LA.
Mayor Proposes ‘Surf-Only’ Lanes on Long Beach Roads to Boost Tourism – Surfing LA
Long Beach Mayor Proposes ‘Surf-Only’ Lanes to Turn City into Surfing Paradise Innovative Move Aims... The post Mayor Proposes ‘Surf-Only’ Lanes on Long Beach Roads to Boost Tourism appeared first on Surfing LA.
Tech Startup Unveils Self-Surfing Boards at Alamitos, Surfers Protest for Jobs – Surfing LA
Riding the Digital Wave: Self-Surfing Boards Hit the Scene Tech Startup Unveils Self-Surfing Boards at... The post Tech Startup Unveils Self-Surfing Boards at Alamitos, Surfers Protest for Jobs appeared first on Surfing LA.
Surfer Claims to Ride Wave from Hawaii to Alamitos, GPS Disagrees – Surfing LA
The Tale of the “Epic” Surf Journey Surfer Claims to Ride Wave from Hawaii to... The post Surfer Claims to Ride Wave from Hawaii to Alamitos, GPS Disagrees appeared first on Surfing LA.
Surfers at Alamitos Beach Find Lost Pirate Treasure, Argue Over Sharing with Groms – Surfing LA
A Swell Surprise at Alamitos Beach: Surfers’ Dilemma Surfers at Alamitos Beach Find Lost Pirate... The post Surfers at Alamitos Beach Find Lost Pirate Treasure, Argue Over Sharing with Groms appeared first on Surfing LA.
Surfers at Alamitos Outraged Over New Ban on Surfing While Drinking Coffee – Surfing LA
Coffee and Waves Clash: Surfers at Alamitos Outraged Over New Ban Surfers at Alamitos Outraged... The post Surfers at Alamitos Outraged Over New Ban on Surfing While Drinking Coffee appeared first on Surfing LA.
Alamitos Beach Surfing Competition Judged by Grumpy Catfish – Surfing LA
Frowning Fish Scores Surfers: A Whiskered Judge with a Splash of Attitude Alamitos Beach Surfing... The post Alamitos Beach Surfing Competition Judged by Grumpy Catfish appeared first on Surfing LA.
Alamitos Beach’s New Wave Forecast: 100% Chance of Rubber Duckies from Overturned Ship – Surfing LA
Duck Invasion: Beachgoers Wade Through Ocean of Yellow as Rubber Ducks Flood the Shores Alamitos... The post Alamitos Beach’s New Wave Forecast: 100% Chance of Rubber Duckies from Overturned Ship appeared first on Surfing LA.
Alamitos Beach Surf School Offers Classes in Shark Negotiation Techniques – Surfing LA
Riding Waves with Fins: Locals Learn Diplomatic Dialogue with Sharks Alamitos Beach Surf School Offers... The post Alamitos Beach Surf School Offers Classes in Shark Negotiation Techniques appeared first on Surfing LA.
Surfing Ghost Haunts Alamitos Beach – Surfing LA
Eco-Conscious Specter’s Wave-Riding Antics Stir Environmental Awareness and Spooky Sensations Surfing Ghost Haunts Alamitos Beach,... The post Surfing Ghost Haunts Alamitos Beach appeared first on Surfing LA.
Mermaid Seen at Alamitos Beach: Surfers Enroll in Underwater Language Classes – Surfing LA
Speak Like a Fish: Surfers Dive into Aquatic Linguistics After Alluring Mermaid Encounter Mermaid Seen... The post Mermaid Seen at Alamitos Beach: Surfers Enroll in Underwater Language Classes appeared first on Surfing LA.
Time Traveler Surfs at Alamitos: Claims He’s Avoiding the 2040 Surfboard Tax – Surfing LA
Futuristic Finances: Surfer from the Future Rides the Waves of the Past Time Traveler Surfs... The post Time Traveler Surfs at Alamitos: Claims He’s Avoiding the 2040 Surfboard Tax appeared first on Surfing LA.
Local Surfer Claims Seagull Stole His Best Wave at Alamitos Beach – Surfing LA
A Feathery Heist on the High Seas Local Surfer Claims Seagull Stole His Best Wave... The post Local Surfer Claims Seagull Stole His Best Wave at Alamitos Beach appeared first on Surfing LA.
Santa Monica Surfers Protest Against Waterproof Smartphones: ‘Keep Our Oceans Selfie-Free!’ – Surfing LA
Wave of Discontent Rises Over Tech Invasion in the Surf Santa Monica Surfers Protest Against... The post Santa Monica Surfers Protest Against Waterproof Smartphones: ‘Keep Our Oceans Selfie-Free!’ appeared first on Surfing LA.
L.A. Dating App Matches Singles Based on Mutual Traffic Routes – Surfing LA
Love at First Red Light L.A. Dating App Matches Singles Based on Mutual Traffic Routes... The post L.A. Dating App Matches Singles Based on Mutual Traffic Routes appeared first on Surfing LA.