Scope 3 emissions reporting requirement meets the specific challenge of supply chain data that does not yet exist in required form Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Law and Its Challenge SACRAMENTO — California’s climate corporate disclosure law, which requires large companies doing business in the state to report their Scope 1,
California Public Employee Pension System Reports 8.2 Percent Return, Underfunding Gap Remains Structural
CalPERS exceeds its assumed rate of return in excellent year while long-term structural deficit persists regardless Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Return and Its Context SACRAMENTO — The California Public Employees Retirement System reported an 8.2 percent return on investments for the fiscal year ending June 30, 2026, which
California Passes Law Requiring Permits for Permits, Permit Office Opens to Issue Permit Application Forms
State legislature modernises regulatory process by adding preliminary permit review stage before permit review stage Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Law and Its Mechanism SACRAMENTO — California Governor Newsom signed legislation this week establishing a preliminary environmental compliance review process for certain coastal d
Big Government Built California Surf Culture and Now Threatens to Over-Regulate It
The public beaches, clean water acts and coastal protections that made surfing possible came from government Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Honest History HUNTINGTON BEACH — The surf culture that California exports globally, that generates billions in economic activity, and whose values of freedom and environmental connect
Coastal Commission Approves Seawall While Approving Statement That Seawalls Accelerate Coastal Erosion
Regulatory agency confirms both the approval and the science that the approval is working against simultaneously Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Approval and Its Context VENTURA — The California Coastal Commission approved a seawall permit for a coastal property in Ventura County this week while simultaneously adopting a polic
CEQA Review Forces Three-Year Delay on Carbon-Neutral Surf Resort While Caltrans Paves Parking Lots
Zero-emission coastal development faces greater environmental scrutiny than asphalt expansions next door Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Paradox of Environmental Protection VENTURA COUNTY — A developer proposing a carbon-neutral surf resort and coastal education centre has been in California Environmental Quality Act review
California Homeless Count Declines Slightly, Mayor Bass Declares Progress, Advocates Note Denominator
Annual point-in-time count produces number that is smaller than last year’s number and larger than anyone’s target Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Count and Its Interpretation LOS ANGELES — The annual point-in-time homeless count in Los Angeles produced a number smaller than the previous year’s count, which Mayor Bass describe
San Francisco Board of Supervisors Passes Motion Opposing Something That Is Already Illegal
Municipal legislature exercises its symbolic opposition function in area where symbolic opposition is already substantive law Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Motion and Its Substance SAN FRANCISCO — The San Francisco Board of Supervisors passed a motion this week opposing the development of market-rate housing without communit
Bodega Bay Fishing Community Files Against Kelp Restoration Plan That Would Help Fishing
Industry discovers that regulation designed to benefit it conflicts with regulation it has been opposing Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Plan and Its Opposition BODEGA BAY — A fishing industry coalition filed a legal challenge against California’s kelp forest restoration plan, which proposes reducing urchin populations in d
California Fast Food Minimum Wage Now $25, Fast Food Still Available at Prices That Reflect $25 Minimum Wage
Industry confirms that higher labour costs produce higher prices in economic system that functions as predicted Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Wage and Its Effects LOS ANGELES — California’s $25 per hour minimum wage for fast food workers, which took effect under AB 1228 and which has now been in operation […]
California AB 5 Gig Economy Law Continues Producing Litigation Five Years After Passage
Employment classification law’s effects accumulate into legal record that reveals both the law’s achievements and its complexity Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Law and Its Legacy SACRAMENTO — California’s AB 5, the 2019 law that reclassified most independent contractors as employees and that Proposition 22 subsequently exempt
California Homelessness Spending Reaches $24 Billion With Accountability Mechanisms Absent
State audit finds 41 programmes across 12 agencies with no coordinated outcome measurement and homelessness up 22 percent Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Audit and Its Findings SACRAMENTO — The California State Auditor’s report on homelessness spending documents that California has allocated approximately $24 billion to hom
California Governor’s Race Gets Libertarian Candidate Who Wants to Cut Everything Except the Candidate’s Speaking Budget
2026 gubernatorial field includes freedom-minded challenger whose platform diagnoses all of California’s problems correctly Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Candidate and the Platform SACRAMENTO — The 2026 California governor’s race includes at least one libertarian-adjacent candidate whose platform identifies California’s hous
California’s Underground Surf Economy Thrives at $1 Billion While Paying Minimal Taxes
Board shapers, instructors and coastal vendors demonstrate that markets work best without regulatory barriers Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Hidden Economy of the Coast ORANGE COUNTY — Estimates of California’s informal surf economy — board shapers, surf instructors, underwater photographers, wetsuit repair specialists, an
California Coastal Commission Reviews Outdoor Shower for 14 Months, Achieves Nothing
Malibu homeowner’s 847-page correspondence with regulators documents government overreach at its purest Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Commission and the Shower MALIBU — A Malibu homeowner’s application to add an outdoor shower to his beachfront property has been under Coastal Commission review for fourteen months, generat
California Bullet Train Breaks Ground on Bridge That Will Connect Nowhere to Nowhere by 2033
High-speed rail authority identifies next construction milestone in programme whose endpoint remains mathematically uncertain Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Bridge and Its Context FRESNO — The California High-Speed Rail Authority announced groundbreaking on a new bridge structure in the Central Valley segment, which is the se
California High-Speed Rail Authority Hires New CEO to Complete Project, CEO Reviews Previous CEOs’ Assessment
Authority’s sixth chief executive since 2008 brings fresh eyes to situation previous chief executives described as complicated Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Appointment and Its Context FRESNO — The California High-Speed Rail Authority appointed a new chief executive officer this week, the sixth person to hold the position si
Malibu Building Permit Wait Time Reaches 26 Months as City Congratulates Itself on Thorough Review
Coastal municipality achieves record permitting timeline while describing record as evidence of careful process Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Timeline and Its Characterisation MALIBU — The average residential building permit in Malibu now takes 26 months from application to approval, up from 19 months in 2022 and 12 month
Malibu Short-Term Rental Ban Creates Regulatory Moat for Existing Permit Holders
City council restricts market for visitors while grandfathering incumbents into protected status Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Restriction and Its Beneficiaries MALIBU — The Malibu City Council voted last month to ban new short-term rental permits in residential zones, grandfathering existing permitted rentals. Property o
Silicon Valley Venture Capital Increasingly Funding Texas and Florida Startups as California Costs Drive Migration
Capital that built California’s tech dominance begins routing around California’s regulatory environment Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Migration and Its Drivers SAN FRANCISCO — Venture capital firms based in Silicon Valley are funding an increasing proportion of startups headquartered in Austin, Miami, and other lower-cost,
California Water Rights System Created in 1913 Allocates Scarce Resource in Ways Nobody Would Design Today
Prior appropriation doctrine rewards historical diversion rather than current need or efficient use Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The 1913 System Meets the 2026 Climate FRESNO — California’s water rights system, built on the prior appropriation doctrine that awards water to whoever historically diverted it first regardless of
California Wildfire Liability Costs Drive Insurance Market Exit, State Takes on Role Insurers Are Abandoning
Private market exits the risk it cannot price profitably, state steps in with the coverage market no longer provides Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Exit and Its Cause SACRAMENTO — Major insurers have been withdrawing from or limiting their California homeowners insurance exposure for three consecutive years, citing wildfire l
Venice Beach Boardwalk Enforcement Zone Transforms Rebels Into Compliance Officers
Cultural landmark of counterculture installs regulatory framework that its users are now enforcing on each other Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Zone and Its Irony LOS ANGELES — The Venice Beach Boardwalk Enforcement Zone, implemented in 2024, has produced an observable behavioural change that is either the successful norma
California Water Board Issues New Restrictions While Exemptions Multiply at Comparable Rate
Regulatory agency discovers restrictions produce exemptions at roughly same rate they produce compliance Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Restrictions and Their Exemptions SACRAMENTO — The State Water Resources Control Board issued drought preparedness restrictions requiring urban water agencies to reduce consumption by 15 p
California Gas Tax Funds Roads While Electric Vehicles Free-Ride on Aging Infrastructure
Surfer transport economist documents the user-pays failure driving California’s road maintenance backlog Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The User-Pays Principle, Selectively Applied SANTA BARBARA — California’s gas tax, currently 57.9 cents per gallon, raises approximately $8 billion annually for road construction and maintenan
California Highway Patrol Announces Surf Spot Parking Crackdown, Surfers Perform Expected Calculation
Enhanced enforcement at coastal access points encounters established risk assessment framework Reporting from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Crackdown and Its Audience SANTA CRUZ — The California Highway Patrol announced enhanced enforcement targeting illegal parking at coastal access points, beginning with high-visibility presence at su
California Water Rights Conflict Intensifies as Drought Year Follows Flood Year With Same Allocation System
Century-old water rights framework meets 21st century climate variability with 19th century legal tools Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Conflict and Its Source FRESNO — California’s water rights allocation system, which is based on the prior appropriation doctrine established when California’s climate was assumed to be more pr
California Implements Water Pricing Tier System, Tier Three Begins at Usage Level Tier Two Previously Occupied
Conservation programme adjusts penalty threshold after discovering that tier two had become the new normal Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Adjustment and Its Reason SACRAMENTO — The California State Water Resources Control Board adjusted its tiered water pricing structure this week, moving the Tier Three penalty rate threshold