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V8 Durango Surf Wagon - Surfing LA

V8 Durango Surf Wagon – Surfing LA

BY adminSeptember 17, 2025
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Hermosa Beach V8 Durango Surf Wagon Dreams Crushed by CARB V8 Durango Beach Bummer: When... The post V8 Durango Surf Wagon appeared first on Surfing LA.

Manhattan Beach Introduces Surf Therapy for Traumatized Sea Gulls

Manhattan Beach Introduces Surf Therapy for Traumatized Sea Gulls

BY adminSeptember 10, 2025
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Manhattan Beach Introduces Surf Therapy for Traumatized Sea Gulls -- City launches groundbreaking mental health program addressing psychological damage caused by dropped fish tacos and aggressive beach-goers. The post Manhattan Beach Introduces Surf Therapy for Traumatized Sea Gulls appeared first on Surfing LA.

Laguna Beach Bans Surfboards After Noise Complaints from Dolphins

Laguna Beach Bans Surfboards After Noise Complaints from Dolphins

BY adminSeptember 9, 2025
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Laguna Beach Bans Surfboards After Noise Complaints from Dolphins -- Marine mammal advocates successfully petition city council to eliminate human surfing activities that allegedly disturb local dolphin meditation practices. The post Laguna Beach Bans Surfboards After Noise Complaints from Dolphins appeared first on Surfing LA.

Startup Disrupts Traditional Wipeouts with AI-Powered Falling Technology

Startup Disrupts Traditional Wipeouts with AI-Powered Falling Technology

BY adminSeptember 8, 2025
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Startup Disrupts Traditional Wipeouts with AI-Powered Falling Technology -- Silicon Valley company raises $50 million to develop algorithm that optimizes surf crash patterns for maximum safety and social media impact. The post Startup Disrupts Traditional Wipeouts with AI-Powered Falling Technology appeared first on Surfing LA.

Venice Beach Introduces Mandatory Surf Etiquette Licenses After “Lineup Anarchy”

Venice Beach Introduces Mandatory Surf Etiquette Licenses After “Lineup Anarchy”

BY adminSeptember 7, 2025
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Venice Beach Introduces Mandatory Surf Etiquette Licenses After "Lineup Anarchy" -- New city ordinance requires surfers to pass written and practical exams before entering water following series of wave-sharing incidents. The post Venice Beach Introduces Mandatory Surf Etiquette Licenses After “Lineup Anarchy” appeared first on Surfing LA.

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