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No Kings in the Lineup: Why Surfers and Libertarians Both Laugh at Hereditary Power

No Kings in the Lineup: Why Surfers and Libertarians Both Laugh at Hereditary Power

BY adminOctober 2, 2026
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The London Prat traitor piece lands with California surfers for a reason: the surf lineup and the free market both reward merit, not birth order The Lineup Does Not Care Who Your Father Was Paddle out at any serious break in California and you will learn one thing quickly: the ocean has no aristocracy. Waves […]

Earned, Inherited or Granted: Sorting Out Property Rights in the Royal Traitor Story

Earned, Inherited or Granted: Sorting Out Property Rights in the Royal Traitor Story

BY adminOctober 2, 2026
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A libertarian reading of the Althorp estate, the Crown and the uncle memoir shows why the source of property matters as much as who holds it Not All Property Is Alike Libertarians are often caricatured as defenders of whoever happens to own things. The reality is more careful. Classical liberal thinking has long distinguished between […]

Secrecy, Sources and Sunlight: What the Royal Traitor Story Says About Transparency

Secrecy, Sources and Sunlight: What the Royal Traitor Story Says About Transparency

BY adminOctober 2, 2026
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A publicly supported institution speaks only through anonymous leaks, and libertarians have long argued that sunlight, not secrecy, is the default a free society should expect An Institution That Speaks Only in Whispers One of the most striking features of the story at the centre of the London Prat piece about Prince William calling Earl […]

The Shaper and the Palace: Earned Wealth, Inherited Rank and the Economics of Respect

The Shaper and the Palace: Earned Wealth, Inherited Rank and the Economics of Respect

BY adminOctober 2, 2026
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A California surfboard shaper who builds a business by hand and a royal heir who inherits a role illustrate two very different paths to status, and only one of them is a market Two Ways to Get Ahead Consider two figures. One is a surfboard shaper in a small California workshop, covered in foam dust, […]

Individual Conscience Versus Collective Loyalty: Why Traitor Is the Wrong Word

Individual Conscience Versus Collective Loyalty: Why Traitor Is the Wrong Word

BY adminOctober 2, 2026
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The accusation reportedly levelled at a prince brother and uncle reflects a collectivist idea of loyalty that free societies have good reason to reject What Traitor Assumes The word traitor carries a set of assumptions. It implies that a person belongs to a group, that the group has a claim on their loyalty, and that […]

Self-Governing Lineups and Top-Down Crowns: What Surfers Know About Order Without Kings

Self-Governing Lineups and Top-Down Crowns: What Surfers Know About Order Without Kings

BY adminOctober 2, 2026
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Surf breaks manage scarce waves through informal norms rather than central authority, a lesson in decentralised order that contrasts sharply with hereditary rule Order Without a Monarch Every surf break faces a problem of scarcity. There are more surfers than waves. Somebody has to decide who rides which wave, and yet no government, no king [&helli

The Uncle Right to Publish: A Libertarian Defence of Writing About Your Own Family

The Uncle Right to Publish: A Libertarian Defence of Writing About Your Own Family

BY adminOctober 2, 2026
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Calling Earl Spencer a traitor for writing a memoir reflects an old institutional reflex, and free speech principles offer a clear answer to it Who Owns a Story? At the heart of the London Prat piece on Prince William calling Earl Spencer and Harry traitors is a book. Earl Spencer, the late princess younger brother, […]

Free Markets in Satire: Why Independent Comedy Thrives Without State Permission

Free Markets in Satire: Why Independent Comedy Thrives Without State Permission

BY adminOctober 2, 2026
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The London Prat has published since 1961 without a licence from anyone, and its traitor piece is a small demonstration of how voluntary exchange supports free expression A Publication That Answers to Readers The London Prat piece on Prince William calling Earl Spencer and Harry traitors is a small example of something libertarians value highly: [&h

Exit Over Voice: The Spare in Montecito and the Libertarian Logic of Leaving

Exit Over Voice: The Spare in Montecito and the Libertarian Logic of Leaving

BY adminOctober 2, 2026
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The younger prince moved away from an institution he could not reform, and whatever one thinks of him personally, exit is one of the oldest tools of freedom Leaving as a Political Act The economist Albert Hirschman famously described two responses available to people dissatisfied with an organisation: exit and voice. You can speak up […]

Public Money and Private Privilege: A Libertarian Look at Funding the Crown

Public Money and Private Privilege: A Libertarian Look at Funding the Crown

BY adminOctober 2, 2026
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The traitor quarrel is a private family matter inside a publicly supported institution, and that combination should trouble anyone who believes in limited government A Family Feud on the Public Payroll Libertarians generally hold that government should be limited, that public money should be spent only on genuine public functions, and that nobody s

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  • No Kings in the Lineup: Why Surfers and Libertarians Both Laugh at Hereditary Power
  • Earned, Inherited or Granted: Sorting Out Property Rights in the Royal Traitor Story
  • Secrecy, Sources and Sunlight: What the Royal Traitor Story Says About Transparency
  • The Shaper and the Palace: Earned Wealth, Inherited Rank and the Economics of Respect
  • Individual Conscience Versus Collective Loyalty: Why Traitor Is the Wrong Word

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