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Manhattan Beach Therapist Offers

Manhattan Beach Therapist Offers “Surf Therapy” – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 19, 2025
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Manhattan Beach Therapist Offers “Surf Therapy” Sessions in Strip Mall Office, Charges More Than Actual... The post Manhattan Beach Therapist Offers “Surf Therapy” appeared first on Surfing LA.

Recycled Açaí Bowl Runoff - Surfing LA

Recycled Açaí Bowl Runoff – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 19, 2025
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Malibu Surfer Converts Van to Run on Recycled Açaí Bowl Runoff, Still Can’t Afford Gas... The post Recycled Açaí Bowl Runoff appeared first on Surfing LA.

Venice Beach Meditation Guru - Surfing LA

Venice Beach Meditation Guru – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 19, 2025
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Venice Beach Meditation Guru Charges $800 for “Ocean Consciousness” Classes, Won’t Actually Enter Water By... The post Venice Beach Meditation Guru appeared first on Surfing LA.

Venice Surfer Awarded Purple Heart - Surfing LA

Venice Surfer Awarded Purple Heart – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 19, 2025
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Venice Surfer Awarded Purple Heart After Brave Paddle Through E-Scooter Minefield By Staff Writer —... The post Venice Surfer Awarded Purple Heart appeared first on Surfing LA.

Hermosa Beach Declares Independence From LA - Surfing LA

Hermosa Beach Declares Independence From LA – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 19, 2025
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Hermosa Beach Declares Independence From LA, Names First Surfer-King ‘Kai the Moist’ By Staff Writer... The post Hermosa Beach Declares Independence From LA appeared first on Surfing LA.

LA Breaks to Become Year-Round Wedge-Style Death Machines - Surfing LA

LA Breaks to Become Year-Round Wedge-Style Death Machines – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 19, 2025
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Climate Change Causes LA Breaks to Become Year-Round Wedge-Style Death Machines; Surfers Stoked Anyway By... The post LA Breaks to Become Year-Round Wedge-Style Death Machines appeared first on Surfing LA.

Artificial Wave in Surfer's Backyard - Surfing LA

Artificial Wave in Surfer’s Backyard – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 19, 2025
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LA Surfer Builds Artificial Wave in Backyard, Still Can’t Land Cutback By Staff Writer —... The post Artificial Wave in Surfer’s Backyard appeared first on Surfing LA.

Surfline’s AI App - Surfing LA

Surfline’s AI App – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 16, 2025
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Swell Surveillance: Surfline’s AI App Accused of Predicting Breaks Too Perfectly Malibu, CA — For... The post Surfline’s AI App appeared first on Surfing LA.

Surfboards Are Actually Just Expensive Canoes - Surfing LA

Surfboards Are Actually Just Expensive Canoes – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 16, 2025
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New Study Finds 97% of Surfboards Are Actually Just Expensive Canoes Originally published on Bohiney.com... The post Surfboards Are Actually Just Expensive Canoes appeared first on Surfing LA.

“Pooch Pipeline” Surf Contest - Surfing LA

“Pooch Pipeline” Surf Contest – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 14, 2025
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Dog’s Day Out: California Kennel Club Sanctions First “Pooch Pipeline” Surf Contest Huntington Beach, CA... The post “Pooch Pipeline” Surf Contest appeared first on Surfing LA.

Manhattan Beach Bungalows - Surfing LA

Manhattan Beach Bungalows – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 13, 2025
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Coastal Flip: Manhattan Beach Bungalows Marketed as “Lifetime Front-Row Wave Parking” Manhattan Beach, CA —... The post Manhattan Beach Bungalows appeared first on Surfing LA.

Wetsuit Fashion Week - Surfing LA

Wetsuit Fashion Week – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 13, 2025
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Wetsuit Fashion Week: Surfers Shocked to Learn They’re Not Models Originally published on Bohiney.com Venice... The post Wetsuit Fashion Week appeared first on Surfing LA.

Groms Invent New Trick - Surfing LA

Groms Invent New Trick – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 13, 2025
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Groms Invent New Trick Called ‘Falling with Style,’ Judges Confused Originally published on Bohiney.com Youth... The post Groms Invent New Trick appeared first on Surfing LA.

Climate Change Hits Surf Spot - Surfing LA

Climate Change Hits Surf Spot – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 13, 2025
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Climate Change Hits Surf Spot — Surfers Blame Each Other Instead Originally published on Bohiney.com... The post Climate Change Hits Surf Spot appeared first on Surfing LA.

Instagram Influencer Wipes Out - Surfing LA

Instagram Influencer Wipes Out – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 13, 2025
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Instagram Influencer Wipes Out — Calls It “Artistic Expression” Originally published on Bohiney.com Local Social... The post Instagram Influencer Wipes Out appeared first on Surfing LA.

Surf City First Date Wipes Out - Surfing LA

Surf City First Date Wipes Out – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 9, 2025
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Surf City First Date Wipes Out When Neither Can Actually Surf Huntington Beach Couple’s Beach... The post Surf City First Date Wipes Out appeared first on Surfing LA.

SPF 1000 Sunblock - Surfing LA

SPF 1000 Sunblock – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 9, 2025
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SPF 1000 Sunblock: Glow-in-the-Dark Edition Hits LA Beaches, Offers Style and Third-Degree Protection Venice Beach,... The post SPF 1000 Sunblock appeared first on Surfing LA.

Santa Monica Surf Camps - Surfing LA

Santa Monica Surf Camps – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 6, 2025
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Toxic Tide Tango: Santa Monica Surf Camps Debut “Fire Ash Spa” Santa Monica’s once-idyllic surf... The post Santa Monica Surf Camps appeared first on Surfing LA.

Rip-Current Runway Takes LA Beaches by Storm - Surfing LA

Rip-Current Runway Takes LA Beaches by Storm – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 4, 2025
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Rip-Current Runway Takes LA Beaches by Storm: When Ocean Hazards Become Haute Couture Venice Beach,... The post Rip-Current Runway Takes LA Beaches by Storm appeared first on Surfing LA.

Localism MMA: Lunada Bay Boys vs. Influencers - Surfing LA

Localism MMA: Lunada Bay Boys vs. Influencers – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 4, 2025
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Localism MMA: Lunada Bay Boys vs. Influencers in a “Who’s More Territorial?” Bout In a... The post Localism MMA: Lunada Bay Boys vs. Influencers appeared first on Surfing LA.

Recent Posts

  • The Governor Can Now Suspend California’s Gas Blend Rules During Price Spikes. That’s a Genuine Admission the Regulations Themselves Are the Problem
  • High-Speed Rail Went From Thirty-Three Billion to Two Hundred Thirty-One Billion, and Zero Miles of Passenger Track Exist. This Is What Government Central Planning Actually Looks Like
  • California Reportedly Lost One Hundred Eighty Billion Dollars to Fraud Under the Current Administration. That Number Deserves Its Own Headline, Not a Footnote
  • Insurance Premiums Are Up Eighty-Four Percent Since 2020, and the State’s Own Insurer of Last Resort Now Backs Six Percent of New Mortgages. This Is What Price Controls Actually Produce
  • California’s Occupational Licensing Regime Still Locks Out More Workers Than It Protects Consumers From

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  • Two-Hour Malibu Surf Lesson Now Includes Ninety Minutes of Paperwork and Twelve Minutes of Actual Surfing
  • International Surfing Museum Curators Reportedly in Open Warfare Over Whether a Particular 1987 Boogie Board Counts as ‘Real Surfing History’
  • Longtime Rincon Locals Reportedly Drafting a Formal ‘Wave Priority Constitution’ After Three Separate Verbal Altercations This Month
  • Drone Photographers Now Reportedly Outnumber Actual Surfers at Popular Break, Creating What Lifeguards Are Calling ‘A Genuine Airspace Situation’
  • Local Board Shaper Reportedly Furious That an AI Chatbot Now Gives ‘Shockingly Competent’ Advice on Custom Board Dimensions
  • Whale Watching Boat and Local Surfers Reportedly Locked in Weeks-Long Territorial Standoff Over the Exact Same Patch of Ocean
  • Wetsuit Manufacturers Now Locked in Escalating ‘Millimeter War’ Over Neoprene Thickness Claims Nobody Can Actually Verify With the Naked Eye
  • Malibu Officials Reportedly Considering a Reservation System for the Point Break, and the Pilot Proposal Has Somehow Made Everyone Angrier Than the Current Free-for-All
  • US Open of Surfing Now Has So Many Sponsor Booths That Competitors Reportedly Cannot Locate the Actual Ocean
  • Local Surf Forecasting Apps Now Openly Feuding, Each Insisting the Other Is ‘Lying About Swell Direction Out of Pure Spite’

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