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Governor Tim Walz Viciously Attacked Skateboarders - Surfing LA

Governor Tim Walz Viciously Attacked Skateboarders – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 31, 2024
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When Bad Government Hits the Sand The Tale of a Sand-Filled Skatepark During the COVID-19... The post Governor Tim Walz Viciously Attacked Skateboarders appeared first on Surfing LA.

Stupid Shark Shows up at the Seine River - Surfing LA

Stupid Shark Shows up at the Seine River – Surfing LA

BY adminOctober 21, 2024
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Stupid Shark Shows up at the Seine River Looking for Olympic Surfers A Seine-sational Blunder:... The post Stupid Shark Shows up at the Seine River appeared first on Surfing LA.

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  • The Governor Can Now Suspend California’s Gas Blend Rules During Price Spikes. That’s a Genuine Admission the Regulations Themselves Are the Problem
  • High-Speed Rail Went From Thirty-Three Billion to Two Hundred Thirty-One Billion, and Zero Miles of Passenger Track Exist. This Is What Government Central Planning Actually Looks Like
  • California Reportedly Lost One Hundred Eighty Billion Dollars to Fraud Under the Current Administration. That Number Deserves Its Own Headline, Not a Footnote
  • Insurance Premiums Are Up Eighty-Four Percent Since 2020, and the State’s Own Insurer of Last Resort Now Backs Six Percent of New Mortgages. This Is What Price Controls Actually Produce
  • California’s Occupational Licensing Regime Still Locks Out More Workers Than It Protects Consumers From

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  • Two-Hour Malibu Surf Lesson Now Includes Ninety Minutes of Paperwork and Twelve Minutes of Actual Surfing
  • International Surfing Museum Curators Reportedly in Open Warfare Over Whether a Particular 1987 Boogie Board Counts as ‘Real Surfing History’
  • Longtime Rincon Locals Reportedly Drafting a Formal ‘Wave Priority Constitution’ After Three Separate Verbal Altercations This Month
  • Drone Photographers Now Reportedly Outnumber Actual Surfers at Popular Break, Creating What Lifeguards Are Calling ‘A Genuine Airspace Situation’
  • Local Board Shaper Reportedly Furious That an AI Chatbot Now Gives ‘Shockingly Competent’ Advice on Custom Board Dimensions
  • Whale Watching Boat and Local Surfers Reportedly Locked in Weeks-Long Territorial Standoff Over the Exact Same Patch of Ocean
  • Wetsuit Manufacturers Now Locked in Escalating ‘Millimeter War’ Over Neoprene Thickness Claims Nobody Can Actually Verify With the Naked Eye
  • Malibu Officials Reportedly Considering a Reservation System for the Point Break, and the Pilot Proposal Has Somehow Made Everyone Angrier Than the Current Free-for-All
  • US Open of Surfing Now Has So Many Sponsor Booths That Competitors Reportedly Cannot Locate the Actual Ocean
  • Local Surf Forecasting Apps Now Openly Feuding, Each Insisting the Other Is ‘Lying About Swell Direction Out of Pure Spite’

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