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Elon Musk Brings Tesla Diner to Hermosa Beach - Surfing LA

Elon Musk Brings Tesla Diner to Hermosa Beach – Surfing LA

BY adminJuly 26, 2025
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Elon Musk Brings Tesla Diner to Hermosa Beach: Surfboards, Superchargers, and a Robot Named Chad... The post Elon Musk Brings Tesla Diner to Hermosa Beach appeared first on Surfing LA.

Barbie 2’s Wild Twist - Surfing LA

Barbie 2’s Wild Twist – Surfing LA

BY adminJuly 15, 2025
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Barbie 2’s Wild Twist: The Plastic Icon Was Born in Wichita Falls, Texas (And Other... The post Barbie 2’s Wild Twist appeared first on Surfing LA.

Newport Beach Rebrands Southern California’s Most Dangerous Wave - Surfing LA

Newport Beach Rebrands Southern California’s Most Dangerous Wave – Surfing LA

BY adminJuly 14, 2025
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Wedge of Destiny: Newport Beach Rebrands Southern California’s Most Dangerous Wave as Tourist Attraction Newport... The post Newport Beach Rebrands Southern California’s Most Dangerous Wave appeared first on Surfing LA.

Malibu Stands Slap “Gull Tax” on Shrimp Cocktails - Surfing LA

Malibu Stands Slap “Gull Tax” on Shrimp Cocktails – Surfing LA

BY adminJuly 14, 2025
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Seagull Surge Pricing: Malibu Stands Slap “Gull Tax” on Shrimp Cocktails Malibu, CA — In... The post Malibu Stands Slap “Gull Tax” on Shrimp Cocktails appeared first on Surfing LA.

Surf City USA Wants an Emmy - Surfing LA

Surf City USA Wants an Emmy – Surfing LA

BY adminJuly 14, 2025
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Surf City USA Wants an Emmy for “500 Rescues in 72 Hours” Los Angeles County’s... The post Surf City USA Wants an Emmy appeared first on Surfing LA.

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  • Add It Up: The Rail, the Gas Tax, the Housing Fees, the Homelessness Audit. California Doesn’t Have a Revenue Problem. It Has a Results Problem.
  • It Now Takes a Small Fortune Just to Get Permission to Build a House in California. That Permission Slip Is Why Rent Is What It Is.
  • California Regulators Are Tightening Carbon Allowances Again, Even After Warning It Will Push Gas Past $6. Read the Vote Dates Yourself.
  • California’s Budget Deficit Keeps Growing While the Tax Burden Keeps Climbing. Someone Should Ask Where the Money Is Actually Going.
  • A Few California Housing Bills Actually Cut Red Tape This Year. Surfers and Small Landlords Alike Should Notice, and Say So Out Loud.

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  • Economists Baffled as Surfboard Prices Now Tied to Vibes, Not Materials
  • Seal Colony Files Formal Noise Complaint Against Surfers’ Bluetooth Speakers
  • B-List Actor Announces He’s ‘Basically a Local Now’ After Three Surf Lessons
  • Lifeguards Introduce Mandatory ‘Vibe Check’ Before Letting Anyone Near a Rip Current
  • Tourist Bureau Admits ‘Endless Summer’ Branding Was Never Meant to Be Taken Literally
  • Amateur Surf Contest Descends Into Chaos After Judges Discover They Disagree on What a Wave Is
  • Local Guru Now Charging $400 to Explain That the Ocean ‘Doesn’t Care About You’
  • Study Confirms Finding Beach Parking in Southern California Now Requires a Small Miracle or a Timeshare
  • Malibu Forms New Wave Permit Office, Backlog Already 40 Years
  • Local Legend Refuses to Leave Water, Cites ‘Unfinished Business’ Since 1994

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