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Wave Apologists Rally in Long Beach to Defend the Rights of Rogue Waves - Surfing LA

Wave Apologists Rally in Long Beach to Defend the Rights of Rogue Waves – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 30, 2024
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Advocates Speak Up for Misunderstood Waves in a World of Surfing Discrimination Wave Apologists Rally... The post Wave Apologists Rally in Long Beach to Defend the Rights of Rogue Waves appeared first on Surfing LA.

Surfer Claims to Have Found 'The Fountain of Youth' in Long Beach, CA - Surfing LA

Surfer Claims to Have Found ‘The Fountain of Youth’ in Long Beach, CA – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 30, 2024
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Riding the Wave of Immortality: Surfer Discovers ‘The Fountain of Youth’ in Long Beach, CA... The post Surfer Claims to Have Found ‘The Fountain of Youth’ in Long Beach, CA appeared first on Surfing LA.

Local Surf Shop Offers 'Dolphin Surfing' Lessons, Teaches Echolocation to Find Waves - Surfing LA

Local Surf Shop Offers ‘Dolphin Surfing’ Lessons, Teaches Echolocation to Find Waves – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 29, 2024
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Making Waves: Local Surf Shop Teaches ‘Dolphin Surfing’ and Echolocation for the Ultimate Ocean Experience... The post Local Surf Shop Offers ‘Dolphin Surfing’ Lessons, Teaches Echolocation to Find Waves appeared first on Surfing LA.

Long Beach Mayor Introduces 'Surf-Thru' Voting Booths to Boost Civic Engagement - Surfing LA

Long Beach Mayor Introduces ‘Surf-Thru’ Voting Booths to Boost Civic Engagement – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 29, 2024
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Making Waves in Democracy: Surf-Thru Voting Hits the Beaches of Long Beach Surf-Thru Voting: An... The post Long Beach Mayor Introduces ‘Surf-Thru’ Voting Booths to Boost Civic Engagement appeared first on Surfing LA.

Long Beach to Host First Annual 'Wetsuit Fashion Show' to Impress Tourists - Surfing LA

Long Beach to Host First Annual ‘Wetsuit Fashion Show’ to Impress Tourists – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 28, 2024
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Long Beach Prepares for the Splashiest Event of the Year: ‘Wetsuit Fashion Show’ Tourists Flock... The post Long Beach to Host First Annual ‘Wetsuit Fashion Show’ to Impress Tourists appeared first on Surfing LA.

Mayor Proposes 'Surf-Only' Lanes on Long Beach Roads to Boost Tourism - Surfing LA

Mayor Proposes ‘Surf-Only’ Lanes on Long Beach Roads to Boost Tourism – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 28, 2024
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Long Beach Mayor Proposes ‘Surf-Only’ Lanes to Turn City into Surfing Paradise Innovative Move Aims... The post Mayor Proposes ‘Surf-Only’ Lanes on Long Beach Roads to Boost Tourism appeared first on Surfing LA.

Tech Startup Unveils Self-Surfing Boards at Alamitos, Surfers Protest for Jobs - Surfing LA

Tech Startup Unveils Self-Surfing Boards at Alamitos, Surfers Protest for Jobs – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 27, 2024
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Riding the Digital Wave: Self-Surfing Boards Hit the Scene Tech Startup Unveils Self-Surfing Boards at... The post Tech Startup Unveils Self-Surfing Boards at Alamitos, Surfers Protest for Jobs appeared first on Surfing LA.

Surfer Claims to Ride Wave from Hawaii to Alamitos, GPS Disagrees - Surfing LA

Surfer Claims to Ride Wave from Hawaii to Alamitos, GPS Disagrees – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 27, 2024
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The Tale of the “Epic” Surf Journey Surfer Claims to Ride Wave from Hawaii to... The post Surfer Claims to Ride Wave from Hawaii to Alamitos, GPS Disagrees appeared first on Surfing LA.

Surfers at Alamitos Beach Find Lost Pirate Treasure, Argue Over Sharing with Groms - Surfing LA

Surfers at Alamitos Beach Find Lost Pirate Treasure, Argue Over Sharing with Groms – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 26, 2024
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A Swell Surprise at Alamitos Beach: Surfers’ Dilemma Surfers at Alamitos Beach Find Lost Pirate... The post Surfers at Alamitos Beach Find Lost Pirate Treasure, Argue Over Sharing with Groms appeared first on Surfing LA.

Surfers at Alamitos Outraged Over New Ban on Surfing While Drinking Coffee - Surfing LA

Surfers at Alamitos Outraged Over New Ban on Surfing While Drinking Coffee – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 26, 2024
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Coffee and Waves Clash: Surfers at Alamitos Outraged Over New Ban Surfers at Alamitos Outraged... The post Surfers at Alamitos Outraged Over New Ban on Surfing While Drinking Coffee appeared first on Surfing LA.

Alamitos Beach Surfing Competition Judged by Grumpy Catfish - Surfing LA

Alamitos Beach Surfing Competition Judged by Grumpy Catfish – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 26, 2024
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Frowning Fish Scores Surfers: A Whiskered Judge with a Splash of Attitude Alamitos Beach Surfing... The post Alamitos Beach Surfing Competition Judged by Grumpy Catfish appeared first on Surfing LA.

Alamitos Beach's New Wave Forecast: 100% Chance of Rubber Duckies from Overturned Ship - Surfing LA

Alamitos Beach’s New Wave Forecast: 100% Chance of Rubber Duckies from Overturned Ship – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 25, 2024
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Duck Invasion: Beachgoers Wade Through Ocean of Yellow as Rubber Ducks Flood the Shores Alamitos... The post Alamitos Beach’s New Wave Forecast: 100% Chance of Rubber Duckies from Overturned Ship appeared first on Surfing LA.

Alamitos Beach Surf School Offers Classes in Shark Negotiation Techniques - Surfing LA

Alamitos Beach Surf School Offers Classes in Shark Negotiation Techniques – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 25, 2024
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Riding Waves with Fins: Locals Learn Diplomatic Dialogue with Sharks Alamitos Beach Surf School Offers... The post Alamitos Beach Surf School Offers Classes in Shark Negotiation Techniques appeared first on Surfing LA.

Surfing Ghost Haunts Alamitos Beach - Surfing LA

Surfing Ghost Haunts Alamitos Beach – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 24, 2024
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Eco-Conscious Specter’s Wave-Riding Antics Stir Environmental Awareness and Spooky Sensations Surfing Ghost Haunts Alamitos Beach,... The post Surfing Ghost Haunts Alamitos Beach appeared first on Surfing LA.

Mermaid Seen at Alamitos Beach: Surfers Enroll in Underwater Language Classes - Surfing LA

Mermaid Seen at Alamitos Beach: Surfers Enroll in Underwater Language Classes – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 24, 2024
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Speak Like a Fish: Surfers Dive into Aquatic Linguistics After Alluring Mermaid Encounter Mermaid Seen... The post Mermaid Seen at Alamitos Beach: Surfers Enroll in Underwater Language Classes appeared first on Surfing LA.

Time Traveler Surfs at Alamitos: Claims He’s Avoiding the 2040 Surfboard Tax - Surfing LA

Time Traveler Surfs at Alamitos: Claims He’s Avoiding the 2040 Surfboard Tax – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 23, 2024
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Futuristic Finances: Surfer from the Future Rides the Waves of the Past Time Traveler Surfs... The post Time Traveler Surfs at Alamitos: Claims He’s Avoiding the 2040 Surfboard Tax appeared first on Surfing LA.

Local Surfer Claims Seagull Stole His Best Wave at Alamitos Beach - Surfing LA

Local Surfer Claims Seagull Stole His Best Wave at Alamitos Beach – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 23, 2024
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A Feathery Heist on the High Seas Local Surfer Claims Seagull Stole His Best Wave... The post Local Surfer Claims Seagull Stole His Best Wave at Alamitos Beach appeared first on Surfing LA.

Santa Monica Surfers Protest Against Waterproof Smartphones: 'Keep Our Oceans Selfie-Free!' - Surfing LA

Santa Monica Surfers Protest Against Waterproof Smartphones: ‘Keep Our Oceans Selfie-Free!’ – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 22, 2024
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Wave of Discontent Rises Over Tech Invasion in the Surf Santa Monica Surfers Protest Against... The post Santa Monica Surfers Protest Against Waterproof Smartphones: ‘Keep Our Oceans Selfie-Free!’ appeared first on Surfing LA.

L.A. Dating App Matches Singles Based on Mutual Traffic Routes - Surfing LA

L.A. Dating App Matches Singles Based on Mutual Traffic Routes – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 22, 2024
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Love at First Red Light L.A. Dating App Matches Singles Based on Mutual Traffic Routes... The post L.A. Dating App Matches Singles Based on Mutual Traffic Routes appeared first on Surfing LA.

Rain, Rain, Go Away: California's Unexpected Guest - Surfing LA

Rain, Rain, Go Away: California’s Unexpected Guest – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 21, 2024
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SoCal’s Wet and Wild Weather: A Torrential Turn in the Sunshine State Potent Atmospheric River... The post Rain, Rain, Go Away: California’s Unexpected Guest appeared first on Surfing LA.

Zuma Beach's Eco-Surf Competition: Points Awarded for Collecting Ocean Trash - Surfing LA

Zuma Beach’s Eco-Surf Competition: Points Awarded for Collecting Ocean Trash – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 21, 2024
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Riding the Green Wave of Sustainability in Surfing Zuma Beach’s Eco-Surf Competition: Points Awarded for... The post Zuma Beach’s Eco-Surf Competition: Points Awarded for Collecting Ocean Trash appeared first on Surfing LA.

Harry Crowned King in Malibu... - Surfing LA

Harry Crowned King in Malibu… – Surfing LA

BY adminJune 2, 2024
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Beachside Bash Makes Waves in Royal History From Sand to Scepter: Harry’s Unconventional Coronation An... The post Harry Crowned King in Malibu… appeared first on Surfing LA.

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