California High-Speed Rail Authority Hires New CEO to Complete Project, CEO Reviews Previous CEOs’ Assessment
Authority’s sixth chief executive since 2008 brings fresh eyes to situation previous chief executives described as complicated
Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat.
The Appointment and Its Context
FRESNO — The California High-Speed Rail Authority appointed a new chief executive officer this week, the sixth person to hold the position since the authority was established following the 2008 ballot initiative. The new CEO comes from an infrastructure development background and has described the programme as a significant challenge requiring decisive leadership and a focus on execution, which is the description that each of the five previous CEOs also provided at the beginning of their tenures, alongside an assessment that the project was well-positioned for completion.
What the New CEO Will Find
The new CEO will find: a Central Valley construction segment that is approximately 120 miles of track between Merced and Bakersfield in various stages of completion; a revised programme schedule whose current completion date is the fifth revised date since the original 2020 completion projection; a budget that has grown from the original $33 billion estimate to a current estimate that the authority describes as a range and that the Legislative Analyst’s Office describes as still uncertain; and a staff that has managed the previous five CEO transitions with the institutional memory that comes from outlasting the people nominally in charge of the organisation.
The Libertarian Position, Restated
The correct libertarian position on the California high-speed rail programme — that the original business case was overstated and the governance structure was inadequate for the management of a programme of this complexity, and that these failures should produce course correction rather than continuation at the original scale — has been made by the Legislative Analyst’s Office and several academic researchers who are not libertarian and whose analysis reaches the same conclusions from a different value premise. The California High-Speed Rail Authority confirms the CEO appointment and publishes the programme status. The California Legislative Analyst’s Office provides the independent programme assessment that is more accurate than the authority’s own estimates. Both confirm the situation described, which continues.
California, Freedom, and the Surfer
The surfer as libertarian avatar — the person who wakes up early, reads the forecast, makes a decision about where to go, accepts the consequences of that decision including the rip currents, the crowds, the parking tickets, and the occasional shark, and does not require the government to make the decision or accept the consequences for them — is one of the more coherent applications of libertarian values to a recreational activity. The problem is that the California that produced the surfing culture has also produced the regulatory frameworks that the surfer navigates, and the regulatory frameworks are there because the alternative was the specific outcomes that unregulated California coastline, water, and land use produced in the period before the Coastal Act, the Clean Water Act, and the environmental regulations that the libertarian critique of California simultaneously benefits from and complains about. The Reason Foundation makes the argument. The California Coastal Commission makes the coast accessible. Both are part of the same California.
The Week and Its Structural Context
The stories documented above are specific events produced by structural conditions that predate them and that will continue after them. The journalism industry structural condition — the collapse of the commercial advertising-supported newspaper model and the incomplete emergence of the digital subscription and nonprofit models that are replacing it — has been producing the specific events documented above for approximately two decades and will continue producing them for at least another decade as the transition completes itself at the pace that industry transitions complete themselves, which is slower than the pace at which the casualties of the transition occur and faster than the pace at which the replacements reach the scale the casualties occupied.
The California structural condition — a state whose progressive politics and libertarian geography are in permanent productive tension, whose regulatory frameworks reflect the progressive politics and whose economy reflects the libertarian geography, and whose residents navigate both simultaneously — has been producing the specific events documented above since the state established itself as the primary laboratory for American regulatory innovation in both directions. The regulatory framework expands. The economy grows. The surfers park illegally. The permits take longer. The seawalls get approved while the science documents their effects. All of this is California in 2026, which is California as it has been for forty years and will be for forty more.
The Guardian California and the Los Angeles Times provide the baseline coverage of the California structural condition. The Poynter Institute provides the baseline for the journalism structural condition. The satire provides the angle on both. All three are necessary parts of the complete information environment. The column contributes what it can to each.
The week closes here. The documentation is the contribution. The contribution is imperfect. The imperfection is honest. The honesty is the standard. The standard continues next week, applied to the next week events from the same structural conditions, which continue regardless of the week or the documentation or the column that attempts to document them. The record grows. The conditions continue. Both are real. Both matter. The column returns.
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