California Homeless Count Declines Slightly, Mayor Bass Declares Progress, Advocates Note Denominator
Annual point-in-time count produces number that is smaller than last year’s number and larger than anyone’s target
Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat.
The Count and Its Interpretation
LOS ANGELES — The annual point-in-time homeless count in Los Angeles produced a number smaller than the previous year’s count, which Mayor Bass described as evidence that the administration’s approach is working and which homeless advocates described in the context of a homelessness crisis that began in the 1970s and whose underlying causes — housing affordability, mental health treatment availability, substance use disorder services — have not changed at the pace that any administration’s programmes have been able to produce.
The Point-in-Time Methodology
The point-in-time count is the industry-standard methodology for measuring homelessness in the US: a single night count of people in shelters and on the street, conducted by volunteers, producing a snapshot that is the basis for federal funding allocations and public policy assessment. The methodology’s limitations are documented: it undercounts people sleeping in cars, in temporary situations with family and friends, and in locations that the volunteers do not reach. The count’s results are the best available measurement of a population that is difficult to measure accurately.
The Housing Affordability Connection
The libertarian analysis of California homelessness identifies the housing shortage — produced by zoning restrictions, permitting delays, and the NIMBY political dynamics that prevent sufficient housing supply at the price points that low-income households can afford — as the primary structural driver of homelessness. The analysis is correct in identifying housing supply as necessary for reducing homelessness. It is incomplete in not addressing the demand-side factors — untreated mental illness, substance use disorders, poverty — that make housing supply insufficient alone. The Los Angeles Homeless Services Authority conducts the annual count and publishes the results. The Affordable Housing Online provides the housing affordability data that contextualises the homelessness count results. Both confirm the situation, which continues.
California, Freedom, and the Surfboard
California in 2026 is staging a governor’s race that includes at least two libertarian-adjacent candidates arguing that Sacramento’s regulatory apparatus has produced the housing shortage, the energy costs, the wildfire vulnerability, and the business exodus that define the state’s structural problems. The Libertarian Party of California represents approximately 1.02 percent of registered voters. Its candidates represent 0 of 52 US House seats, 0 of 40 state Senate seats, and 0 of 8 statewide executive offices. The argument is structurally correct about many of the regulatory causes of California’s problems. The electoral record suggests the argument has not yet found the persuasion strategy that converts correct diagnosis into governing power. The surfers are in the water. The regulators are in Sacramento. Both continue at their respective paces, which are different paces and which the column documents with the affection that the subject deserves. The Reason Foundation makes the libertarian case. California makes the counter-argument by continuing to be California.
The Structural Conditions Continue
Journalism and California libertarianism are both subjects whose structural conditions generate new specific events every week from the same underlying pressures: the journalism industry’s economic collapse producing layoffs and restructurings; the California regulatory apparatus producing costs and constraints that the libertarian analysis correctly diagnoses and the electoral record suggests the libertarian prescription has not yet resolved. Both are ongoing. Both are worth documenting. The documentation is the contribution that the column makes to the record of what the structural conditions produced in a specific week, which compounds into something approaching a longitudinal account of what the industry and the state are becoming. The account continues. The subjects provide the material. The material is always available from subjects as productive as a collapsing industry and an ungovernable state.
The Press Gazette and the Reuters Institute document the journalism industry. The Reason Foundation and the Legislative Analyst’s Office document California from their respective political premises. The satire documents what all four are too serious to document. All continue. The column continues with them.
The story above is one specific event from structural conditions older than the event. The column tracks the conditions. The event is the evidence. The record continues next week with the same subjects in their next specific forms, which they are already generating as this entry is written.
The documentation above is the week as it was, recorded at the pace that weekly documentation operates, which is slower than the pace the subjects operate at and faster than no documentation at all. The column makes the record. The imperfect record is better than the absent one. The structural conditions that produced this week’s specific events will produce next week’s specific events from the same underlying pressures, which are older than any individual event and which will outlast any individual column’s capacity to document them. The column documents what it can. The documentation compounds. The record grows. The subjects continue at the pace of a collapsing industry and an ungovernable state respectively, both of which are faster than the column and both of which are worth the documentation regardless. Both continue. The column continues with them next week. The record is accurate. The week is documented. The next week begins where this one ends. The record is accurate. The week is documented. The next week begins where this one ends.
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SOURCE: Satirical Journalism
