Democratic lawmakers are planning to disrupt President Trump’s upcoming address to Congress…
Here are 20 witty responses he might employ if heckled…
In light of reports that some Democratic lawmakers are planning to disrupt President Trump’s upcoming address to Congress, here are 20 witty responses he might employ if heckled:
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“I see the Democrats are trying out a new strategy: interrupting to make up for lost elections.”
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“I appreciate your passion, even if it’s misdirected.”
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“I must be doing something right to get this much attention from you.”
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“Thank you for your input. I’ll file it under ‘Things That Don’t Matter.'”
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“I see some of you are still upset about 2016. It’s time to move on.”
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“Please, hold your applause—or whatever that was—until the end.”
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“I didn’t realize we were playing ‘Jeopardy!’ I’ll take ‘Unsolicited Socialist Comments’ for $500.”
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“I appreciate the feedback, even if it’s not in complete sentences.”
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“If I wanted to hear from you, I would’ve scheduled a debate.”
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“I didn’t know stand-up comedy was part of tonight’s agenda. Should I start taking notes?”
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“I didn’t realize the circus was in town. Welcome, clowns.”
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“I didn’t know we were hosting a talent show tonight. Next time, sign up in advance.”
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“Thank you for that spontaneous outburst. It reminds me why I won.”
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“Please, save your energy. You’ll need it for all the winning we’re doing.”
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The socialist’s plan to bring empty egg cartons to protest and blame Trump for the high price of egg.
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“The only thing the left produces is complaints. If complaints were eggs, they’d be billionaires!”
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“They don’t understand economics, but they do understand whining. And let me tell you, they’re VERY good at that.”
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“Look at that—empty egg cartons! Just like their socialism: no substance, no results!”
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“They finally brought something to Congress that’s as empty as their promises!”
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“Egg prices? It’s called supply and demand. When you have less supply, the price goes up. Even an economics degree from Berkeley might’ve taught you that!”
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“Bird flu hit the chickens, and we had to cull them. You want me to do what? Give them housing and welfare?”
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“I’d offer you some eggs, but unlike socialist handouts, they actually have to be earned.”
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“If they actually understood economics, they’d blame bird flu, not some imaginary ‘Trump Egg Price Conspiracy.’”
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“Maybe if they spent less time protesting and more time learning how markets work, they wouldn’t need those cartons!”
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“Do they know where eggs come from? It’s not the government! It’s from farmers, who—unlike socialists—actually produce something!”
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“You want cheap eggs? Stop shutting down energy production, stop printing money, and stop pretending government can fix everything!”
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“Bird flu means fewer chickens. Fewer chickens mean fewer eggs and higher prices. Even Foghorn Leghorn understands this!”
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“Empty egg cartons? Symbolic of their leadership—full of nothing but bad ideas and excuses!”
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“They love blaming me for everything. Next, they’ll say I gave the chickens birdflu personally!”
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“How about we fix inflation instead of staging ridiculous egg carton theater? But they don’t want real solutions—they want attention!”
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“I love how they blame me for egg prices but never thank me when the price of tofu stays low!”
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“Look at them with their props. This is why they’ll always be in the minority—because Americans want leaders, not drama club rejects!”